I love my friends.

I was sitting on the bus going home one day and my friend Jameson was talking to a friend of ours who has a girlfriend named Camry. Jamie asked this kid if she was like any other fifteen-year-old Toyota. Like if she started shaking when you went too fast, or if she jerked if you shifted wrong. Needless to say, Camry now hates us. Even more so when she flips me or him off and we come back with "When, where, and how hard?"